DAR AL HARB - U.S.A.: "...WE SHOULD NOT HAVE DESTROYED THE WTC, GREAT OFFICES FOR AL QUEDA AFTER AMERICANS DESTROY THEMSELVES"

New Letter from Terrorist in America to Osama
By Lee Ellis

As imagined by Lee Ellis

To: Osama
Fr: Abdullah

Dear Osama,

Last year, I sent you a letter congratulating and thanking you for your great wisdom of planning the weakening of the Americans resolve. I did not think, at that time, that you could out-do yourself, but you have! When I heard the Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid not only tell Americans and the world that America had lost the war against us in the Middle East, I almost staggered in disbelief. And then, within a few more days, he referred to all the border crossings of illegals aliens, which we have aided, as only “12 million undocumented Americans.” I knew you must have had a hand in this as we have a serious need to protect our many sleeper cells of all races here who agree with us in wresting this nation from the rich Capitalists and those Republicans who are seeking to take back the government in 2008!

Osama, your control of the American media is almost unbelievable. I jumped with joy when I heard that the Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent for NBC, Andrea Mitchell had said on a panel with Tim Russet that the Republican Presidential candidates, who debated in South Carolina, just played to their base. She is quoted as saying, “They played to, 'Let's torture 'em! Let's --- I mean, they didn't say that literally, but that was the subliminal message, and also, 'Let's, you know, expand, double the size of Guantanamo,' said Mitt Romney. I mean they are absolutely not giving thoughtful answers, as you would suggest, on those tough questions.”

Osama, I really thought you were wrong, when you switched plans from bombing the American cities to practicing the ancient art of jujitsu by using the leverage of the liberal American organizations to work against their own people! But, amazingly, it is working! Only you would have realized that flying planes into buildings was the wrong thing to do. All that the destruction of the twin towers served to do was to unite those stupid Americans and have them flying American flags everywhere, including on their autos and pick-up trucks.

The idea of using the American media to counteract the American resolve is the work of a genius. You have succeeded in splitting America in half by using organizations such as the ACLU to help the atheists who want to drive out religion, using the administrators of grammar and high schools to teach tolerance of all things, including normalizing all forms of bad, rude and deviant behavior. History, math and civics are barely studied anymore. You have made high school diplomas just about worthless. I recall that you had learned from your Wahabi rulers that if you keep the masses uneducated, you can control all the money and power! Yea, Boss!

But you have not stopped there. Your idea about slipping those who hate America into the Universities as tenured professors is already paying dividends. I recall how Professor Sami al-Arian, formerly with the University of Florida, unfortunately, was caught and is now in jail for the next year, but he will soon be in action again. Other friends of ours are teaching Socialism to the American youth so that they soon will be voting to put our people into political power. By joining the Socialist forces, Osama, you have proved that the old adage of “The enemy of my enemy is my friend” is so true! By having Islamics and Socialists work together to win over America, those so-called American patriots will soon be a vanishing breed. Also having brought in La Raza with its need for open borders and amnesty for illegals in America, you now have a trilogy going, even if some do not know how we are secretly using them.

Your plan to also drive out Christianity and promote secular progressives is helping the Atheists in America. I remember last year, at the University of Oregon, in Eugene, that the student newspaper had been successful in depicting the Christian Jesus Christ in the most profane way in their tax-payer supported student newspaper. There was no rioting as we would have done if it had been Mohammed. Even the school president, Dave Frohnmayer, did nothing, it was reported, as the students yelled for "free speech." If it had been a lack of respect for Blacks or Latinos, the University Board would have been up in arms, but targeting Christians today in America is akin to going after the rich white men!

As for Ward Churchill, it was reported on May 3, 2007, the Privilege & Tenure Committee’s appeal panel found that the University had not met its burden of proof on several of the charges against Professor Ward Churchill and recommended by a 3-2 vote that Prof. Churchill be demoted and suspended for one year rather than fired.

On June 1, 2007 the panel informed President Brown that, despite his recommendation for dismissal, it stood by its decision. Nonetheless, on June 7, Brown decided to override the faculty committee’s recommendation and sent his recommendation to the Regents to fire Prof. Churchill. The case will now go to the Regents, who are expected to make a decision in July. And so Ward Churchill is still being paid by the University of Colorado, even though on a leave of absence, and is actually writing a book which will reach more students.

While the main stream media has done an excellent job of working liberal opinion into their news stories masquerading them as facts, your new idea of getting them to go after weak politicians to leak and thus publicize what Bush and his cronies are doing to fight al Qaeda is brilliant. We never would have known how to avoid being caught phoning each other without the New York Times leaking the NSA story. It never dawned on me that Bush had the NSA using computers to track our long distance phone calls and compare them with normal usage. Wow, I still tremble at how close I came to being caught!

Not only do we get good tips on how the US is thwarting our sleeper cells, but we learn much more when the public's right-to-know is broadcast on the network news every night as members of Congress pretend they were never informed and demand investigations of all aspects of how Bush is protecting his America.

Osama, this is so much better than planting spies or moles in the government. Ha ha, these liberal politicians do the best job of all in giving us the information we need to cover our tracks against America.

Of course, we have taken a few losses at Fort Dix and at the JFK Airport. But, we have to remember that these are just a tiny portion of the cells that we are supporting and since they have no connection with each other, there is no way that Homeland Security can know who or where they are operating. Also, your plan, Osama, of paying other nationalities to join us has destroyed the FBI’s profiling system. Only a bit of stupidity on the part of a cell member will reveal anything. I still think that you need to reward stupid errors by using the same method as the old Mafia, if you know what I mean!

Osama, did you know that the inept media actually told the world that the U.S. Supreme Court had ruled that the Geneva Conventions applied to “captured terrorists.” Some of the U.S politicians still think this is true and are trying to force compliance. Ha! I hope that they don’t find www.theacru.org and learn from Peter Ferrara or John Armor that “…the terms of the Geneva Conventions themselves exclude terrorists from the protections of the Conventions.” This means that Congress can exclude our al Qaeda agents from the protections of the Geneva Conventions simply by changing some statutory language. Amazing!

Osama, did you also know that those Americans even have one Republican presidential candidate who wants to stop the CIA agents from using what the CIA calls “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques” on our guys. He thinks that it is the same as “Torture,” and claims that if they do it us, we’ll do it to them! Osama, that naïve guy is still living in past wars. We in al Qaeda have perfected torture to a bloody perfection. Our manual teaches the most painful forms of torture ever devised and we have set up torture sheds in Iraq, Afghanistan and other areas, including here in the USA, that we use on captured American soldiers just before we kill them. Let those dumb American politicians continue to make life so easy for our captured people. Our people live better in Gitmo than any of us have ever lived in the Middle East!

And was it your idea to pit people who speak Spanish against people who speak English? I'll bet you stole this idea from Canada which has the bi-language problem of French/English. It has been a thorn in their side, as the Christians like to say, since that nation was founded. I was afraid that the American Congress would vote English as the official language, but, again, Senator Harry Reid saved us by calling it "Racist"! So taxpayers still have to pay millions to print all ballots in many, many languages allowing foreigners to join the voting process. I still laugh at this. If one does not know English, how can he or she listen to what the candidates actually say? Of course, he cannot, so he just votes as he is told to do! Thank Allah for those foreign language ballots! So many of the Democrats combined with a few liberal (they prefer the word, "Moderate" or Centrist) Republicans are so hung up on gaining or maintaining power that they do more for OUR rights than they do for their own people. Don't you just love this, Osama?

Perhaps one of your best ideas was in getting the Americans to pay attention to the United Nations, and then arranging for the new Human Rights Council of the UN to be composed of members who are actually listed among Freedom House's "Worst of the Worst" regimes. These four -- China, who is among those defining international human rights on freedom of religion; Cuba, on the rights of journalists; Russia, on freedom of association; Saudi Arabia, on women's rights -- also are among five countries that UN Watch identified, before the 06 election, as particular threats to the Council's legitimacy!

Osama, you are indeed a genius! You have invented the newest and best form of warfare ever devised. We should have never wasted our time destroying those twin towers; they would have made nice offices for al Qaeda when the Americans will have completely destroyed themselves and we assume political power!

Allah be Praised!

Abdullah



Pertinent Links:

1) New Letter from Terrorist in America to Osama